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Perfect BehaviorA parody outline of etiquette by the Author of a "A Parody Outline of History"byDONALD OGDEN STEWARTThe perfect gentleman is he who never unintentionally causes pain.—OLD PROVERBNEW YORKGEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY |
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